"The Lord the Lord called the man (Adam) and said Where are you? ". This passage from Genesis for centuries did turn white beards of biblical exegetes: Adam thought really to escape the Big Brother? Or God did not know Yahoo! Answers, the service provided by the company in Silicon Valley and allows you to find an answer to the big questions of life ? The first owner appears to have been Hamlet, which, with its demand has given rise to a mileage thread that has not been exhausted. If you want to know that figure comes out in uniting all the Bruno Vespa , if the thirty-Trent who came trotting in Trento were really thirty or because the left never goes to the streets to demonstrate against the genocide of bacteria newspaper ... be ', then what are you waiting? Sunday, usually while I was writing the post on Monday, I was struck by lightning amnesia. Popped up in my mind the word 'cough' . A key word of Italian vocabulary. So, I Googled 'how to spit phlegm' and my eye fell on one of the links Yahoo! Answers. There I clicked on it. I came across this Frank, I believe, must not have had an easy life. In fact, Frank this question: " How do I bring up the phlegm spitting x? is .. ke qnd I was a kid I can not ...?". Must be a terrible problem, as you can see, it also prevents to write well. I could not share this pearl on Facebook . And that's what I did. A few minutes later my friend I., to which nothing escapes, I noted that what they have stumbled upon is nothing compared to the dilemma of Tear's Rain " is mathematically possible to calculate the size of a penis ?". I do not remember ever faced such a problem on the desks of high school and at home, in general, I used a simple ruler . Over the left knee has not scare dall'arduo task and provided a detailed answer in complex mathematical formulas that I invite you to go read . Now he is in contention for a Fields Medal. Absolute genius. At that point I am intrigued. I wanted to know. I wanted to know more. So, I started to do research here and there. For example, you had ever wondered why inflatable dolls always look so stupid ? Someone did. The most popular theory argues that the term is due to the fact that stupid inflatable dolls can not study at Harvard. Has its own logic. Someone else wonders if when you do a blood test they ask you how many phone . Of course, then call you to tell if you passed or you have to resubmit to the next call. Mariossi wants to know what the nutritional value of a snots. True that there are boogers bigger than that souffle the other day I ate at the restaurant of nouvelle cuisine, however, does not seem essential information. Unless that is not the only form of nourishment, and then maybe yes, sapevatelo. A girl suffering from acne on the buttocks and asks for advice on treatment. And the council does not hesitate: 'Foundation'. And while a user is terrified by the possibility that nail-biting hurts stomach - ever since the boogers, which are certainly much more heat -, another is attacked by a horrible doubt that grips your stomach literally: "Why always fart?". If I were him, I would not worry too much, the wind has been cleared for centuries thanks to Dante 'And he had made a trumpet of his rump'. Alternatively, we could submit to Roberta, who wants to learn about gymnastic exercises more useful to combat flatulence . "What happens if a person ingests a suppository?". Who knows. The Apocalypse? "Why do I keep dreaming of having sex with my aunt's cat? ". Maybe a cat very well equipped. We conclude with the last question. The most ingenious. Honorable Mention. Applause. General ovation. Kiss academic
"How do I answer questions on yahoo?".
And we're done for today. It's Monday, I'm tired, stressed out, I have a tendonitis that prevents me from playing the guitar since November, a nagging heel, the girls give me phone numbers that do not respond then and there are more between seasons. In Zurich there has never been because it is always winter - but that is cold?! Luckily there are Yahoo! Answers, at least I make myself laugh. Now say goodbye: I go to calculate the size of my penis . Good week to all!
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