Thursday, August 26, 2010

Endocrinologist Hives

CLAMS!






For scierie: "the danger is' s my job" this year we have made the clam.
A tradition that traces its origins sciue the night of the times of vacation life Sciulli Adriatic coast.
In life you should also try some emossione strong and the clam if it is not done in a workmanlike manner and improvising is comparable Sciole to ingestion of ova for the transport of cocaine from Colombia or car surfing done while standing on the table Surf tied to the roof of the car and thrown to one hundred and thirty per hour on the Adriatic coast between Rimini and Riccione.
is an experience for people tempered, strong inside, with the stomach lining of asbestos and galvanized the ass, you can not say it's spicy, it is more advanced with the sauce that we stripped the pedal at the end of the season.
we found ourselves in a fifty between friends, acquaintances, colegio, relatives, sconossiùti, German, Dutch, some nice pussy, all with a great desire to eat, drink and make mayhem, every year, boh?, Twenty years ?, and our forefathers before us rent such a space holiday del'Unità the bath 57 and dagger zo! We give
of clams, mussels, spaghetti of 3 (the fine) garlic, olive oil and (so, matantomatanto) chili, but the Queen is the Vongola sciùe variants in all edible, and then make a donation advanced shells of matter first local crafts that will produce an endless array of objects-trash tourists from the type of clam conchiliette adorned madonnas, rosaries made from the shells of clams, the shells of clams with photo holder, maracas, which contained the shells of clams that sound good , necklaces, little mermaid model with clams, bracelets etc.. to reach the export al'estero (Venice) where they sell the gondolas encrusted with shells of clams and jewelry plagued by shells of clams.
The common thread throughout the ceremony, wine, Sangiovese and Trebbiano fresh and beautiful that seem a van down paid.
After five, six, seven hours of sgrufiata like pigs to the trough what to be expected?
We started good 'year' here, the Gino Rolandi, salesman of Findus rivato load is like a stack and already gave signs of shaking it al'antipasto, his wife has broken the shins to the table maybe heels Sciotto to make him good but socca Gliane put the acanthus Leonora, the wife of Mario lifeguard, one that if you give him, the lawyer you want us to have him back and she moved with swine Rivata is dressed like the clam with Moira Orfei a gap that ci'ndava from the back knee to the wye Job, cow tea Executioner! Gino scion fallen to us in the eyes of Leonora and neckline gave the balti, a spor.
Sergione went back on purpose to the clam, it was almost two days fasting, was' to find the NDATA sciorella Gabicce but that we did find a subspecies of his first wife, the time to send his sister fuck and the impersonator of his wife and was already already back with his napkin tied around his neck and a fork in his hand.
For the first year, he wanted to participate Andrea Bigagli, new recruit to our beloved sciòcetà of consciùlènze 'nternazzìonali and fidansàta him, Debra, a pussy pale scimpatica but also because studying in Ammeriga is ammerigana of Wisconsin and speaks' how to speak Italian ammerigane of Wisconsin, almost as Stanlioeollio each and every time the talks they take the piss.
Then there was a bit 'all the historical bearers of the ritual vongolese: Aldo Pieracci, Tuscan DOC Pistoia, sponsored by versilia sought because their husbands cuckolds, found asylum on the Adriatic Coast, where the charms strangers so that their husbands cuckolds German thank him for that removes the spawning kartoffen wives would also transfer.
Sandrino and Lady Carla, an inseparable duo, salsa dancers when he unleashed the CIA sciatica and she took the tablets for convulsciòni, Mantra, so named because he mumbles all the time, that sciòno years appearing as a vision June and disappearing in a September, is at a camp in Riccione Caravans will have thirty years, each year a CIA wife divèrscia and adds a piece to the pitch of the Caravans, but all in the mystical theme, Madonnas megiugorie, Sai Baba, Manitou, Papivoitili, Padripii, and everything is spiritual, incense, candles, holy cards, etc.. And then
"Lippi", buff football in '92 when Italy won the world championship sawed the roof of 128 to put the banner and flag as he sparks with the grinding wheel of 230 singing, "the brothers of Italy 'Italy called pore-po-po-po-po-po! " between the screams of his wife who called the emergency doctor believing crazy, set fire to clothes on the drying rack and carbonized the garage, including decoys, the cat who was holed up under the shelf of canned tomatoes.
Impatient at the delay of the ambulance because the traffic on the waterfront to the march in the parade of Italian fans blaring, his wife, really angry, he decided to bring him back to reason with a shovel in the back that left him stunned, missed the festivities, but the 'ambulance comes in handy because of the shovel had cracked a vertebra and was plastered with the collar for two months. The
Lippi Did not I ever be forgiven.
No, not the shovel, having missed the parade.
Insciòmma, many friends gathered in a ritual absolutely free.
at 10.00, set fire to the fuses.
Quixote table legs, ready ,.... GO!
But let's talk about this in the next episode




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