Socc'mel!
Scion three days this sergione to the nurse.
E 'Turned from Romania in the tears (crocodile) because the sciùa findanzata rumegna Suela gave us a two of spades for economic reasons.
Oh yes! The sergione is a large man, six feet tall, but the CIA coooorti Armstrong, and Rumegna Lavole, you know, "attention" to the financial burdens associated with the purchase of new thong, jewelry, car, the relàss, the leisure, the afitto the house will pay the unemployed brother in Romania, the sciuò "true" fidansato Romanian stand it to use on free loan, but Mica free, etc..
so when the Sergione Alè Andes to the companies of the Timisoara Suela, found himself facing a situation similar to that found that the ammerigani quend liberated 's Striptease.
ciavar crowds of ragazetti tacàti to ask sciòldi trousers, el de la fradèl Suela tacàto sciòldi to ask the Maronites, the mother of the Suela Caragnano that a series of litanies in which rumegno Sergione scempre told us so with a big head but he did not understand the Suela càzzzo and looked and she told us that his mother asked the sciòldi, and besides, last but not least, 'rivava findansato the "real" of Suela, a little chap who exer the' Encounters , not at night, just the 4 in the afternoon, change streda, each with a face-Calabria-Campania Magyar traits and attitude that you describe sce "son of a bitch" considers it a compliment that so there are tears with emotion, and there, the apotheosis: Suela asks us if we like, if it makes a good, if the 'sentry, if gives it, as there gives it, that we ask of us that is good blowjob, before no, but Goran then (the brother of findas) made us jump two front teeth with a punch and has learned ways to make stories.
The Sergione said he was thrilled, there still petrified to 'sentinel scembrava'm struck that spoke of a goat.
findansato rumegno Then he told us that they both wanted to marry within two years and had already decided to stay in Bucharest that he, findansato, can not be more in Italy who had arrested him because a CIA complaint for exploitation of prostitution but it is not true gniente, was unemployed and had just helped a friend to go around the box office and given some of the hoes kick in the ass to those who still believed to be coming in to do the Striptease Cubist or the models or the secretaries of some lawyer and had not understood that the work was scempre usual, 'OVING Sciulli pass with his ass off to make social care for the birds for a fee .
findansato rumegno And so he says he is happy that you enjoy the Suela, but the ride on the carousel you pay cash, and asks us to contribute one thousand euros for the kit.
Thus, in Sergione, crumbling, brick by brick, the sciùa "liaison d'amour" for him, so accustomed to order, pay phone bills with ten days in advance, wash the car every week, to Sciola pizza on Saturday night before a holiday that is, the Suela was a wave of internationalism, a report to view Sciola cineforum the circle 1 May Sant'Ermete in the province of Forlì, in the evenings where friends Paraculo telling him that he could aspire to Zelmira Sciola, the daughter of Efrem Zamboni, with a ciospa monosciopracciglio tettazze and two wet-nurse, one that you did before to skip that revolve around, and he dreamed, he dreamed of women as Zeudi Araya or Hedwig or Fenech Barbara Bouchet and down jerking off ...
Then the leap quality, a job that had nothing to do with a cock the study of agriculture, would not be "expert" at the Consortium of Forlì and Alora, Go!!
Year after year he worked as a beast in uficio to make everything from photocopies Economato archive and then a nice desk and an office shared with me, the customer relations officer, another world, the machinery of society, a good salary ... but the shock?
Almost ashamed, in the evening, he would take the parkas and the Hello and mixed with 2000 pounds was the archetype of the Tour Pouttan peering femminesca fauna on offer, there were no alora too many Zaire, Irine, Mowamba, Avila and Trump company, but simply Debborah the Wild, Moira, Titti that made you 10,000 lire a servizietto standing while the mumbled ciuingam smoking and snorting of the Muratti in the face and smelled of gravy.
Poor Sergione.
Then one day carrying a binder of Promofin svissèra Miriam and knows the foreign office, a dry sense tits, ass sensation, sensation because having two CIA Bohemian crystal ashtrays as slow, but the shock, in fact, is blind, and it then looks shyly at first coarsely company offering a pizza on Saturday night, then for a film, and then she invites him to his house where he lives with his mother than eighty years with Alzheimer's who gives a shit and Busoni throughout lunch Sunday tells us that scembra a gibbon that has seen the documentary Piero Angela, and that Miriam is a puttanone you do fuck all and wants to die to inherit his good post.
The Sergione chewed the miniature pastries that Miriam had brought and watched as he tried to conceal the discomfort for the mother there was stoned and compassion, scion These two unfortunates are then married in quattrotto four and six months later.
Al matrimogno c'ereno well connected that scion free ride all the sbafabile, scion is screwed to two cruets that we had to pay for them separately.
scion After a year apart.
or better Sergione has left home because Miriam has discovered sex and extreme, from the role of novice like Quixote with the knee skirts and dresses with mouse gray sweater over her shoulders, gray rat, too is passed to the gang bang with the Senegalese who sold socks and lighters in the house ..
When Sergione got to the course, even he could not stand comparison with either the wife ninfosfame, nor with the proportions of "colored" has closed in on itself and gone into depression, especially when the mother-in-law, now totally stoned, when he saw him on Sunday's lunch was laughing at him and winked muttering "I told you so, gibbon ".
And so perhaps eating has become a kind of Fantozzi inflated with the pump, a man of Mischlèn overgrown that he struggled to find something tasteless gneanche him, drew him strasgresscìone but a screwdriver to Executioner fear, saw the rumegne, the Russian foreign women all ste scembravan dolls and then ....
Socc'mel one day 'bank in the office with the new car, the Alfa 156.
Another Sergione from that day.
A cuminzè to give us trouble all women, all turkey: low, high, dry, oily, Rosco and blonde, brunette and bald, lame and healthy wives and virgins, sluts and sciuòre, vaccaboia, a slaughterhouse ..
Until Suela.
The dance hall has known, 'the Grotto ndava Maona in Montecatini Terme, a renowned meeting place for seasoned and stragnera pussy.
you, moron. Big ass, big breasts, thin waist, angel face, green eyes green lizard, a handful of freckles sciùl nose.
"Mo what makes us a pretty girl like you doing in this place of tardone?"
" brought me there anus dui Friends Firense"
The two are rivatives, one, sixty or so, open shirt with white hair, eye spippàto, the other on Cinquenta black silk shirt, black pants, skinny, bald with a gold ring, and a fake daytona gold, twisted like a new year.
" OICCE the Suela let him lose!"
" Fri away, you go to fuck ..." is another.
The Sergione looked at it with the eye of beef, like a good beast, "Sce want, I'll take you, these two are not Busoni gneanche straight."
" Bada slut you to come afoot! "says Black, but already understood that it should be drunk to argue with someone like Sergione, that's got big hands and if you storge, hits like a blacksmith.
Moral:
Two months later they were already pucci pucci, scembraveno to see the beautiful, "the" beast, the giant and the little girl, cappuccino and croissants, the shirt with his ass, 'nsciòmma, insceparabili.
The Sergione has evolved, she put the turbo.
Scempre Suela behind, and she was missing we meteva the collar with the medal or the chip sciòttocutaneo.
She asked, ENSURED ,.... but he began to worry.
sciòldi I departed at a speed of Machinetta that in the bank to count them Mazetti, FFFrrrrrr!
and go!
1.000 Euri, 3,000 euros, 6,000 euros .... and capital thinning, and Maronites began to swell.
then, the strategic move ... "Sergione Come on, come meet my family, we holiday in Romania ..."
And he is' NDATA ...
So, swarms rivatives today:
after they sucked it up to the fence, NDATA is crazy and to send them cagher tot Quent 'nsema.
Old the mother cried in rumegno and he sent her to caghèr the fradèl chel asked to take him to Italy, he too acaghèr the fidansato rumegno, Ale that smart, he understood the hint and SCE gave it away to leg before remedy handing out free kick in the ass Sergione bearing of 52 feet, is reserved for the final farewell to Suela, after driving out of the coop bags in all the clothes that we got, the thongs, shoes, even your mobile phone and then .. looked at it, through the eyes of those who woke up now after the hangover of farewell to celibacy and a few friends, noting that the Suela the bottom, the eye a little 'pig had it and put it on ring as well, but sciopratutto he realized that he was the coglionazzo and she, after all, no screwdriver fault was hers, of interest.
" 'sentinel Suela, the CIA said the plan" vore tell you many things, all beautiful and mica, ansi, gneanche half, because I am a Carotone to know, but tea, for itself and a great whore sciarai scempre so therefore VACAGHER. "
He called me after an hour. "Dazwo, me I come to the tea, you take me for a fortnight?" And then down to tell as he drove the Alfa diressione in Italy, with the stereo ball I did not understand noffink.
'Desso is there, sitting Sciulli sunbed Take sunglasses and costume pant that looks down and' the sentry Ipod, ruma sciabbia with your foot and makes a little hole that fills with the other foot, every now and then sighs and looks at me "'ndiamo balàre to tonight?"
I do I nodded and he Sorido Quixote to brides and look around sunshades.
" Dazwo, go to CIA ass quela there ...."
" Sergione speaks softly .. "
The husband raises his dry look with a straight face ..
" mò vacaghèr, not you eat it ....." says quietly.
Sergione is my friend, we love you.
Tonight 'to ndiamo balare inscième.