Monday, July 26, 2010

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Some sing and Sang Som Swiss

Saturday evening. dinner at the home of L & L L . As a starter, we witness the launch of the turbo ship by the Contessa Serbelloni Mazzanti Viendalmare - for those who do not remember, tragicomic climax of The second tragic Fantozzi - that the crime of assault second degree in the subjunctive ("Capovaro, I ? "Vadi, Contessa!"), stomach cramps and copious tears. After, we sit at the table. To my right, L to L & L, master of ceremonies for the evening, in front of me, The L & L, the man created in the image and likeness of Zukunft. The menu features al dente pasta topped with tomatoes and mozzarella. Delicious. Divine. FA-VO-LO-SA, but I say this only when I wear high heels. Dominated by greed, invoke a aloud again and sink our mouth carbohydrate in Italian. With the swollen belly to denote importance, then we are going to address the main dish of the evening: the Sang Som . Just to say the name you risk side effects: sweating incipient memory loss, euphoria. The first shot of that rum Thai incinerates the stomach. The second causes a withdrawal symptoms. The third is granted only to the brave, the heroes and sentenced to death. We, rightly, sneak gullet in the fourth, while his nose and ears ringing us as locomotives of the nineteenth century. I would say that we are ready to exit. And that's what we do. Once at the tram stop, L of L & L seized by mystic visions, makes a shot from sprinter and he was given directly to the gold medal sport for the enterprise, while the other L & L and L myself trudging behind him. Meanwhile, the Swiss you check your wallet. The chatter becomes annoying chatter, the tones go up. On arrival, The L & L is located in front of a giant that Sang Som invests Knight of the Order of Koh Samui : Well, down by bungee jumping from the tram and taking another step by sprinter Usain Bolt and is desperate for the failure, the other L L & L and myself trudging behind him and the Swiss you check your wallet and also the ' clock. Partly satisfied with mediocre performance, L L & L, not L L & L, in the process of approaching traffic lights, shoot like a projectile ejected from the barrel of a gun, a hundred yards of sweat accompanied by screams warrior that both recall the dreadful howler monkeys. This time, L L & L trailing well behind him, including myself, while the Swiss are checked his wallet, watch, keys home, the machine and girlfriends. Two girls, thinking about a terrorist attack, jump in the air then fall into a panic. Sang Som! reach friends and friends for a drink, then when hardly recognize left from right, we all headed toward the Jade, typical disco pussy Zurich where women can only enter accompanied by model pant skirt and heels while the men 15 only if they have a purse full of stress and weekly incarogniti with life. The common denominator is the single neuronal microcephaly. At our entrance, the crowd greeted with indifference referred, is the departure of FP, a good friend of L & L - both - to Damascus. rogue Middle East. Going with difficulty amid all'assembramento of people - the room looks like one of those stuffed turkeys to perfection and seem always about to explode - we come to the table of FP, a minefield bottles of vodka. Kisses, hugs, cheers and Sang Som Sang Som! My attention, however, is drawn from the next table, surrounded by girls sculettanti and squawking from the hibernating brain. Less than thirty degrees. I guess. Impressed by their sparkling synapses, retrieval language, in the meantime had unrolled a red carpet, swelled up like a peacock, backed by L & L L I I forward. Sang Som! Again, kisses, hugs, cheers and Sang Som The idyll, however, it lasts just long enough to realize that we are dealing with a group of hard pussy Zurich and also the designation of origin which are characterized mainly strong territoriality and endogenous relations. What I wrote?! In fact, a couple of them, the spokesmen of this system tetragon renovating external pressures, there are shoo with the hand, pushing beyond the rope stretched between two poles that delimits the area of \u200b\u200btheir table, justifying the all with a "We booked". How can we not understand them, however, are done so. Sometimes you go around the city and see these clouds of Princess and the Pea biological - no GMOs, please - that they go for a stroll with this string always behind, ready to district area. Their problem is the word 'book' , which helps them Swiss primordial instincts, feelings associated with safety box, phobias of persecution by cocoa. For example, book a visit to the dentist. Be ', they sit in the chair of torture, but the doctor can not get close: they have booked and immediately stretched the rope to reinforce the concept. Book a table at a restaurant, but then go you explain how the waiters pour wine from two meters away. In the season of flirtations, the inconvenience to the Swiss in amorous courtship is remarkable, so much so that once the object of his desires is lying on the couch with the fucking rope, he does not know which way to turn, even his . A social danger. To round off the evening, witness a live tragic melodrama starring a friend of ours who, after being kicked out for Jade is not clear why, bursting into tears, which is only stopped by the intervention of Bertolaso \u200b\u200band civil protection. It must be said that generally the average bouncer, closer to an orangutan than a university professor in the scale of evolution, does not stand out for qualities of sensitivity, that Zurich is certainly not an exception, though, while accompanied to the exit, it appeared to me that whispers' ear something like "Two things fill the mind with admiration and reverence ever new and increasing, as often and as long as we reflect them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me", but not I have the certainty, not the noumenal. To revive the spirit, sunk in gloom of the Grisons, going to do two jumps in Zukunft , just not to lose good habits and throw the stomach over the obstacle. You know how it ends without you're telling him, partly because I do not remember at all.

Well, it's time to say goodbye. Temporarily. From work, and these posts, which commit most of my weekends for the past couple of years. It was a time long, arduous, strewn with the usual long series of frustrations, disappointments, hopes, sadness, joy-not a lot - and satisfaction. I still have not solved anything in my life and the questions I asked myself a few years ago, again, now with more and more insistently . Unfortunately, as always, the answers never come because, if any, are often trivial and boring, and then continue the eternal quest for better and stay in my spiritual limbo that is nourished by a cosmic pessimism unstoppable. Next Sunday - August 1, 2010 - on the El Al flight to Tel Aviv, finally starting my vacation. All that remains is to greet you, a few patients and readers of my weekly nonsense, and put off the appointment on Monday at the end of August. Ah, I forgot, I just ordered a new TV model: the Sangsom , promising visions of truly exceptional. Happy holidays to all and Sang Som!

Saturday, July 24, 2010

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OEH! Ala
end scion riussito to the right sblong. It was dificult to
noffink, then, for me that scion 'nternazzzionale, I drive to the aircraft, navigating the pedal, and ride my bike since that ciavar SCEI years, ... tz! 'Na bazzzecola right. It was a small screw that
sciolamennte bateva Gigler good oil filter and not pasava noffink, contact a screwdriver Capelletti Spano and was broken up, nor down, with a nice spenellata of diesel and a tip-off with the compressor, two pull porchemarianne down at the right point and OLE '! El
sblong funsiona even when it rains.

and 'ow compared spits ..

Friday, July 23, 2010

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But I only scion?

Scion 'NDATA find my friend on Marconi sciùo sblong called "graphics kills http://lagraficauccide.blogspot.com/ , that does not mean that mica else is a graphic that you amàzzza eh? and theres a gneanche eror of digitization that are wrong to put "gra" in the name, because the mica amàzzza pussy, oh, what I a distant relative to the threshold of seventy-five, after being widowed, we've come up with, in fact, the pussy and started spending all his pension and survivor of his wife with a beautiful rumenina of 27 years and sent down Viagra and Cialis as if they were Tic Tac until there came a sciòpòne and! There remained above!
'nsomma, I'm going to the Marconi truver almost every day because it's like drinking a cafferino, and a commentator to sciuo but dit not to comment on my sblong Riess.
Alora, I tried it and scion riussito but I do not know if it is okay to me Sciola.
make me a favor?
Try to make a comment?
Let's say we use a code phrase: "Vacagher Dazwo!"
I put myself here, in front of the compiuter on and watch.
Then you also say I: "Mo vacagher tea."
It 's the controparola order.

wake.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

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Sciola to pronounce it, 'is the word, I will loosen the mamdìbole. Try
tea ... "fàscionàicon" .. you are not a whole sgarzonatura language?
Comònque, I tried to make me a culture of this stuff here and I visited a bit 'of triplavù Scythians, and I must say that sciòno fascinated, indeed affashionato.
That is, in the morning, a woman or a ragazzza that each already càzzzi to his head, 'the mark compiuter and check what you have to put the sceguendo conscigli ste here? Scioli
The "fake" playing "ladies" going around with a bit findansato 'Busoni makes us millantamila photographs where he crouched to pee for streda? Ste
here going to the parade of losers that designers do not no shit and when found are given fake basins Sciulli cheeks and fans pretend to speak in English?
And then, but why write in English? We ski in Italy.
Some, in particular, they sent me impressed. A
Busoni-like that you put the clothes scembran tents Scialotti my grandmother Rosetta, all those flowers that were also the sofas, then, cross-country puts on women who must have built a shoemaker who by mistake, the instead of aspirin, took ecstasy pills son's return from a rave party, and then the bags, SOCCIA! , A thing there, a .... .. yes .. dude, that a man ....' nsomma luilì ski strap makes the bag sciànel or balengsiaga and does SOCCIA pussy ..... but bad things to see. There are dele
MIIS that starebbino love my Aunt Charlotte of Ravenna when going to the House of the People of the tender Polka, but then, Sciara I do not understand much but I scembra that piùcchealtro, 'ste here looking for ways intutti do to get the discount.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

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The
Sergione is back, it's so good, each blood glucose levels to 4500 and a form of eczema with chestnuts that forced him to scratch all the time sciuscitanto hilarity among colegio believe that the victim of Piattoni remedied in trans.
Actually, the Sergione, shoeshine boys also some curiosity in the female colleagues who believe his size larger than two meters guarantee interesting to cure a phobia anaconda from the Amazon.
Moreover, when it changed the car, have given a plaque that leads to consideration:
O good, good, bad or evil.
To make the pair decided to that this year, on vacation, go to sciardegna because it rhymes with cunt.

Monday, July 19, 2010

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sciòno I'm not much of practical public photos and sblong accazzo.





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Shah.

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The storm, the priest who is the ambassador and we eunuch

dies in Zurich heat. I know that many people in front of this statement will stand sbellicando laughter, yet it is so. There are now more than two weeks that the column of the thermometer reaches and exceeds scoured the thirty degrees. Unbelievable. There are now more than two weeks myself, devoid of conditioner or fan easier - quite unnecessary, in general, in these parts-he goes to bed, hat and goggles, and then immersed in a bath sweat. An untenable situation: girls in skirts and thongs, people in shorts attached to bottles of ice water, overflowing swimming pool. He understood the government cantonaledella city, said the heat sultry illegal. So, two Saturdays ago a time, invoked the law, made landfall on the financial capital of Switzerland.

have been about eight and a half. K. and I prepare to exit. The program includes pizza, beer, and then we'll see. We see the dark sky , leaden, that not bode well. Cade a few drops.

Me: "You say we should take the umbrella ?"
K: "I take risks. Then, if not, we just stay all night around the umbrella
Me: "You're right. Both are only two stops. Come on, come on, I'm starving! "

time two minutes, thunder and lightning and I finally understood the meaning of 'Flood' . I think the effect is similar to what you get by sitting beneath Niagara Falls. With Click to sprinter, we reach the door of a house repaired. Three other people besides us, we will find refuge. The intensity dell'acquazzone increases second by second, the wind as well. It rains inside the flower shop next door to us, dripping copiously from the roof over our heads.

K: "We hope to finish quickly"
Me: "Yes, yes, still, is a summer storm. Partly as for five minutes, then stops "

fact, forty minutes later we're still down there. Then, nature's fury subsides, slowly. Reach the pizza place. A few hours later

K. raise the white flag: the battle against the eyelid is waning irretrievably lost. L L & L - which, after dinner, had joined us to help us reach the only state that I truly recognized, the intoxicating - we go in the direction of Bar 3000, usual meeting place for night owls alcoholics and patrons club below rising to become a healthy smoked. I, modestly, I belong to both categories. Sitting the counter, start the usual infernal circle of Cuba libre. Do not ask me why, and for that, but ten minutes later conspired with a local boy , English parents, that we pull the piece of life. To be nice, is nice, but I think it will become my new best friend. Except for those five minutes of fame. In short, since we already give thou to the past as well to presentations.

"Hi, I'm Lorenzo
" Hi, I'm David "

He looks at us, pulls out a smile so big that it could fire a couple of pizzas and declares, somewhat cryptic:

" You are me "

Please?

"You and You David Lorenzo, you are me"

least once with acids you made the trip, saw the gnomes and talking with God incarnate in a jar of pickles. The question mark hovers over our eyes.

"My name is David and my surname is Lorenzo. I'm David Lawrence. You are me "

Intrigue unveiled. The discovery moves us to the point that we would be tempted to embrace, but we refrain for modesty. Speaking of this and that, we discover who is also married.

"Yes, but I'm not a priest," he says with a wink. And to think that for a moment the possibility we had flashed on his mind. In fact, a couple of hours later we see him go away hand in hand with a kind of table with a pair of boobs model hot air balloons . To celebrate the mass, I think.

evening ended, as usual, driving back home with elbows.

conclude the piece with a pearl in a rambling Freudian commentator CSR played live by The L & L during the Tour de France and I could not not mention " ambassador does not carry penalties." Poor bastard. Ambassador. Good week to all!

ps: next Monday public on the last post before my long awaited vacation. You can go to celebrate!

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not remember exactly the events, but sciùppòngo to rebuild them with pictures of cascade coll'aifòn Sergione Stamatina that is not to arrive at the office ,.... mah!





beginning serami all alegria batute sciagaci and winks and between various party is 50% of catering because when the beasts vedon gratiss not stop to eat more, scion a herd of buffalo while racing in front of the buffet for the pol accapararsci posisciòn and Ravana in the pan of lasagna with pesto violating it first, and then down to shovel gnocchi, cannelloni to 4formaggi wagon, container Mezzemaniche flavored with porcini mushrooms, and noodles "Posillipo", thighs called because made with fresh and podorino basil, because he has not cagati nesun those you make them at home ...





And while the jaws of the herd effect is vuvuzelas, a "sgnamsgruonfgrongronsbruafoungrhamgnam" of sciòttofondo accompanied by fluctua-filled plastic glasses and proscecchino Morellino di Scansano Muller Thurgau and is open sciòno dances to the beat of techno , house, latin, standard, a poo ... everything.





Ragàssi! A Burdell! the installation disk will have had 12,000 watts of power, the Roland Gina economy, broke the elastic of his underwear, was too close to the sub woofer 2000 watts.





Sciam went on for 3 hours and the cage of fools funsionava at full capacity ...





During the party is sciuccesso everything from race to photocopy his ass and tits, miss used to wet the transfer in the office premises of all volumes of the domestic law library, and then a game New:





Al Gerland Mario, passionate sciubaqueo, have ripped off the suit from the suitcase in his car ready to take the ferry to Elba and if sciono development round, blown with the compressor that have pulled up from the garage and make human bouncing ball game, scenonchè the Bugiani Aldo insisted, proscecco accomplice, to put himself in that sciòffre of bloating chronic and the CIA pulled in by a fart Award Alvaro Vitali, "the manager Gianna Dami REPORTS of Northern Italy with customers by inflating the suit too, has blown up!





a bang dela Madonna, which has pervaded a wide area of \u200b\u200bthe effluvia of intestinal Bugiani has suffered prejudice as a shock blast to watch stoned flutino the wall with plastic in hand and the rubber suit tattered roofs lean against.





Quagliotti Serena, but pretty enough un'impiegatina goose took the opportunity to leave a personal imprint nela history del'Azienda disrtibuendo copies of his butt, and the dele patonza tits, all signed and dedicated " by Serena to Quagliotti colegio with sympathy, please vote for the festival as Miss tortello tortello Maremma Maremma light ".





the end it was a crescendo of music, dancing, drinking, eating, Ciulla, Director James Scampis ski is made to pretend to do a guitar solo on a piece of AC / DC and took a hanger and put on his head in a berettino Sciotto with elastic chin, mimicked Angus Young in Thunderstruck began to run up and down the offices and, eventually, to the Office Administrative smashed computers such as skiing befits a rock star at the end of the performance.





How scempre eventually dropped the scilenzio, scraps of food everywhere, sleeping body means smutandati, someone coughed, Mario Terzi was pissing in the bottle water dispenser, a thin nebbietta ofuscava some sight , everything was spinning, scembrava to stay in a place where a car bomb exploded ...





However, Socci, we had fun .....





Friday, July 16, 2010

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The holidays are so much want to arrive, but before you take off the chestnuts, the employees of this Sclub of Hen House decided it was time the annual summer party: We do not we ski
sculaccianguille of mica that fans the party with two puffs' NDATA bad you know?
Here in Brazil is like waiting for the carnival, physicists preparing months months months earlier.
Some ski deals catering, who ski deals locasciòn who makes provision all'entertainement with all the toys that doppiosensisti scempre skis are in the company because here dimenscione else is parallel to a life lived at home, even the CIA who else is two families, one at home (wife and children) and water (or findansata similmoglie), a kind of Sim City game that was a while back where one was created a spin and pretended to bringing this to 28 cm. even if we had as a kid of 8 years, so to speak, stuff from electrocution.
Thus, all carbonated drinks such as mineral water, we are ready to celebrate the rite. The
Sergione, my fellow big man, told me that he wants to do the Betty Scansini drunk, the officer relationships with customers in North Striptease, a fake red with green eyes to the lenses with fake boobs fake (not ski has remade the Breast scottes takes the paper to fill the cups but it makes the lopsided boobs, a It took time but the scion of A4 warts where else is coming to the folds of the paper), the Sergione s'ingrifa with Betty because Scansini CIA actually a nice ass and puts scempre heels, and he can not wait to put his big hands on the round cheeks of my colleague on the pretext of a dance and then ... there's so many cubicles nela company.
For my part, this event is expected with the right amount of enthusiasm, to obligate all scembrano divertrsi, yes, but I also enjoy myself here, we are celebrating a pagan ritual, an orgy of Putana, scion all out as the telephones.
Desso'm going to close a matter of work, and tonight, after the time in iscx: MICC TO FIRE! Sce
scion scempre live, you raconte all tomorrow after I had breakfast with two boxes of aspirin pucca like cookies in a cup of Malox.

Vaccination I made ... I dive.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

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Stamatina are arive in a warm office cad bean pork. Already
dela car I turned on the cold air, however, that I reach a certain age, it makes me sick at the neck, which are Sciesa quand down I trapped a mana has gripped the Cannon and not breathing, Scion over the entrance and when that son came ... Tiè! Vacca
slut, a hot! but hot! but a hot bean ched the scagazza veni, gnanca el Morocco.
cold air was battered, all Seremo sciudati like pigs, even ciabbiamo because the windows do not open for skiing scicurezza, we need to break a seal like that of the gas meter. El colega
mè Sergione, a Christ of two meters that weigh a few pounds, scioffiava like a bellows, and had already drunk a bottle of two liters of iced tea.
She looks at me shaking his head
- "Dazwo, dami straight 'ndiamo up from head and think that if the air does not just stop Stamatina to work, damn it! how do you? "
Scembrava was crying, but he was running down the sciudore, poor beast, for a moment I came to scion cauboiss mind when shooting the horse not to do it ... scioffrire
Then, about eleven o'clock, Ariva Scioli the idiot that internal mail delivery and makes me see that I truvèda messcio in pictures:
- "Since Dazwo! JAPANESE well the Scion smart? "-
What can you do? Spit in the face?
I let it go, it was hot and I did not want to waste liquid ....

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

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you know what the Zuri Fäscht ? Me neither, at least until last week. The official website speaks of "Das Fest der Feste", which does not translate to respect your neurons. is considered the biggest carnival in Switzerland after the festival of el'Heidi Swiss Bratwurst Festival, where if you get the right stuff, you smile at the mountains and the kids make you hello. In Italy, however, since the last operation, the better the stuff you need to take However, given that the savings they make you hello, politicians and the maximum you incaprettano smiles Tremonti. But not digress too much. So, take the Fair obei obei , add concerts, clubs and outdoor fireworks in the streets, squares and lake areas of the city - Zurich, Milan did not - and you'll understand what the Zuri Fäscht. Rumors whisper that two million people have flocked between Friday and Sunday: foreign loggers, mountain people, bankers, farmers, villagers, tronista, the 101 Dalmatians, the cat, the mouse and the elephant, just not ... you can not see shit, because people flows like a river, crowded everywhere and makes it impossible for any movement. If you sneeze, next to me are those who blow their nose. add that I hate the crowd . I do not like close contact with people, particularly those who do not know. For this reason I do not like the demonstrations. This is why I rarely ever at a rock concert. Why not take part in meetings of condominium . But ... but I could not go. Integration. Required, since all clubs in the city were closed for the occasion , and I had no intention of remaining at home to update the status of Facebook.

We begin by Friday night. After a succulent dinner with my neighbor watered by great French wine and a few glasses of rum and cola - dinner that takes place outside in the balcony, with the summer light fading, slowly, a gentle breeze to soften the ' unusually hot. Everything perfect, it would take only a couple of balls in more to cheer the symposium - we decided to reach L L & L , scorer of the World ... ... here is top scorer. Already slightly tipsy, we do carry out from the crowd of people poured into the streets. After the typical salaams, we move in the direction of Tunz Tunz. And here we are, a open-air disco, Timo Maas and the console next to me that a woman over fifty, with the grace of a hippopotamus, he performed in coordination of movement that hardly anyone would dare call 'dance'. Someone sober, I mean. The two do pirouettes before I book into the air and landed at the counter alcohol.

"Dreimal Cuba Libre, bitte", kindly ordered the pretty girl who is approaching quizzically. Unfortunately, looks quizzically not want to leave.

"Dreimal Coca und Rum, bitte." Specify that you never know. The expression denotes the skeptical doubt for excellence mixed with obtuse with a certain thickness.

"Wir haben keine Rum entschuldigung"

What? And that bottle of Bacardi is it? indicate it. She watches her, surprised, but her EEG is flat. Po, i went to consult with an expert in the area of \u200b\u200balcohol, which Confabula for a couple of minutes. Maybe a couple of hours. I do not know what these are, the fact is that holding me back from three lovely tall glass full of rum and coke. Brava, you can now return to serve the mousse.

We went on the saving of the evening, so just add the number of glasses and you know roughly how it went. So, go directly to Saturday. Around midnight, sated with the usual pizza and two beers average, I meet with some friends, ready to enjoy another night at the basis of electronic music. Tunz Tunz Tunz. The earth shake and shake well to my ear. In front of us, a meadow invaded by zombies that move the hands in the air and sway with every beat fired from speakers as big as condominiums. Here it is urgent to find a solution. They are the Mr. alcohol, solve problems. I venture to the bar with caution, being careful not to trample on the lifeless bodies that undermine the land. Finally, I reach the my goal. I wait patiently for my turn.

"Einmal Vodka Redbull, bitte"

This time the girl responsible for producing concoctions seems to be safe. Grab a bottle of Smirnoff - Smirnoff does that suck?! - And pours a drop in a glass filled with ice. And when I write 'a drop', I mean really. If you spit, you can fill a lot more glass. Then, washed down with a cascade of Redbull . He puts the juice on the counter and trying to extort 14 francs. I look at her dumbfounded. I look at the glass, and the dismay does nothing but increase.

"I really asked for a vodka redbull, what's this? Vodka Redbullshit?! "

I would have liked to say. I would have been cheered by the crowd, carried in triumph on the stage and attached to a drip of six liters of Belvedere. Instead, I did not say a word and I'm back in the meadow, the music deafening, the Fatton stunned. There, alone among all the juice in my hand and my face, distressed, tried a mask of sadness.

This story has taught me one thing. One important thing. A great life lesson. Except that I can not remember which , because the cocktail after they did their dirty work. Good week to all!

Monday, July 5, 2010

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Of the last eight weeks I spent traveling six . London, Berlin, London, Interlaken, Milan, Berlin. Once the airport exercised a powerful influence on me. represented the desired holiday . adolescent memories tied to England . The discovery of the European capitals. The sea of \u200b\u200bGreece, ouzo, Israel with his moods, smells and tastes. And the girls, meet, cross or seplicemente dream. Until a few years ago, yet when I saw Milanese a plane fly over the sky, I thought of the lucky ones who, with their seatbelts fastened, abandoned, at least for a time, the burden of exhausting daily . And I envied them. I stood there with head held high, dreaming. In the meantime, dear one to Leopardi.

Now, I can think of only one group of businessmen incravattati , sitting in place, mouth open, head lolling, the 24 hours under the seat and black trolley bag packed with a hundred Trolley other blacks, all the same. Welcome to the world of adults.

Thus, for a change, Tuesday I find myself Malpensa - I was in Milan for a fantastic weekend based on wisdom tooth extraction -, waiting to board the flight to Berlin. Flight of the nine and ten of evening, just in time to land, take a taxi, check in at the hotel and into bed. A marvel. However, dinner that includes salad and glass of red wine, seasoned with a salty account for more than thirty euro, which makes me realize that, perhaps, the wisdom tooth useful I would be back for a few days. Then wait. I dotard shouted news of gossip from a couple of TVs that nobody around me, listen. It seems that actress star in the movie. That other, however, do not think so. The dude has an ingrown nail: I regret that and I wonder how that could happen. A German-twenties, wearing little or nothing on, like the screams fishwives worse than thinking you're funny. Indeed it is, at least in my fantasy when a hundred pounds the anvil falls on his head , instantly transforming herself into the miniature scale in a forty. Given that the imagination can easily turn into reality, I buy two bream and sea bass. Five minutes before nine o'clock we embarked. place strictly on the corridor , so I can lengthen a leg and, if so, proceed to emptying the bladder without having to jump over inert bodies affected by fulminant narcolepsy. My neighbor, which separates me from a seat, is a rare ugliness. not think I've ever seen a woman so bad in my life . In fact, I do not think that there is a woman so ugly, and indeed perhaps even the effects of the anesthetic. Greets me, then looks out the window. Perhaps wants to commit suicide by setting his own reflection. After the usual pantomime safety, the plane takes off and the fifth gears. I admit, I never get used to it: every time my ass gets up from the ground, I always feel that amazing feeling of death imminent. Meanwhile, well-known movement to my left. Nearby stands shoes. The comfort comes first. The nearby takes off her stockings well. Let's get some air in the lower extremities, oxygenated toes. The neighbor took the socks, the tie between them and binds the improvised bandage on the eyes . MacGyver would never even comes close. In mid-trip I find that the Russian lying on two seats, mouth wide open in a botched imitation URL Munch, his head resting on my left leg and those fucking socks pregnant with germs and odors knotted around forever eyes. Oh, God, please, make me lose consciousness. Now! At this stage nothing short of horrifying ending, before landing, one of the hosts, which awakens the body snoring using, if I remember correctly, a defibrillator .

hour later, I turn out the light of the hotel room and I remember the close, the plane, and near the plane and I remember the flight back from Mykonos, 2001, when the girl sitting next to me, fresh from recent Nobel, he asked: "But aircraft using a runway to take off uphill? . Oh, sure ... Have a great week everyone!