Monday, June 21, 2010

What Is The Difference Between Regular And Magnum

balls

Here we go again. Four years later. FIFA World Cup. A month during which the homo sapiens, male gender, is chained to the couch and watch any game that is televised eating only beer, pizza and chips .

"David, we can talk about the project in ten minutes?"
"Oh, no, ten minutes starts Greece-South Korea"

Among other things, seeing how things go there in the Peloponnese, where the Greek players ever win the World Cup, would probably head. I doubt, however, that this could happen easily. Much easier, however, that I should buy an island in the Cyclades. Type Krotalofonissos, Figànissa Eunatikòs or, as recently reminded me of my dear friend Cioccio.

"David, do you remember the real meeting?"
"No, come on, there is Serbia and Ghana" Ghana-

Serbia?! Yes, because over the years we possessed by the spirit of de Coubertin and even an exorcism can help us. We remain glued in front of the game even more soporific because the important thing is to participate . We need to participate and no matter if some teams are not even able to locate geographically the country of origin. To say nothing of when they play Italy. Party anthem and everyone stood to sing and who cares if our march is a obrobrio musical - would distribute more than seven notes, but that's OK, Let us gather in legions, Ready to die , we are ready to die, Italy has called. Then, all together to suffer and to rejoice, to give the horn to fool the referee and Lippi, to encourage the players as if we could hear and to suggest tactics, patterns, and substitutions, convinced that the next coach will be on the bench blue one of us. We even blend between the ears, the poo poo po po po po po, samples of the moon-siaam do. Or maybe, it shakes, because the leit motiv sound of this World Cup South Africa is a kind of fart breaks eardrums delivered in unison by thousands of plastic horns calls vuvuzela . A continuous and incessant trumpeting. Peeeeee! Peeeee! I admit my ignorance on the subject, at least until the beginning your whistle in the league, when I approached the TV into a more stable two baby food mica laugh. I was even convinced that the South African stadiums were invaded by swarms of bees GM . But no. They are the vuvuzela. vuvuzela Damned! There are some who, under the thumb of political correctness and that spirit always ready to blame Third World we in the West for all the ills of the African continent - there is definitely a part of the reason, but we seek to contextualize, by God! - Blaring winds moralistic sermons vuvuzela who would see in a sort of redemption of the South African blacks against terrible segregationist policies of the past years. Policies terrible, but if the vuvuzela is part of this redemption, we are in good shape. Then yes, compared to those trumpeted, rather than the vuvuzela. That, however, I confess, I have broken my balls really . Good week to all!

ps: I can not deny that this world without friends historical I have accompanied all these years since I was a skinny boy skinny, tall two apples and a little more, without a shadow of a beard and the voice girl ... well, ' are something else, and I miss them . But life is like that, you start new and exciting adventures are aware that one lived up to now has been addressed with the best travel companions that could be found. This post is dedicated to all of you . Forza Azzurri!


Monday, June 7, 2010

Where To Get Bow Limbs

Psychopathology of everyday office life

around like a top. London. Berlin. Milan. Even London. The alarm is not a nightmare because I do not even have time to dream. Always sounds too damn soon. Trolley ready. Backpack ready. Let's go. House, autuobus, train, airport, taxi, office, hotel, taxi, airport, train, bus, home. Manager dapper with 24 hours and the Financial Times, incravattati bankers, women in icy plaster suit and heels twelve. Indescribable boredom. In all this wandering, axons play tricks . After four hours of sleep, leaving the rainy Zurich and am greeted by an unusual warm and sunny British capital. Venture 'summer'. I'm touched. The taxi driver makes me by Cicero and show my appreciation with the yawning that would impress the most daring of the lion tamer. After I sipped an hour and ten of traffic and chatter lethargic, finally arriving - so to speak - in the office. Time to turn on the computer, open your mail, drink a glass of water and are already meeting . Within the room, shaking hands. He, the project manager so I was forced to take yet another flight, is a handsome man fluent English and German accent. Homosexual . Irrelevant, but not for my story. Let's go to lunch. Sitting comfortably on a couple of steps, chew a sandwich stuffed with chicken and tomato and they swallow cocaine. pampered by the warmth of the afternoon , we observe the slow and ancient flow of the Thames. The German speaks to me of his life. Professional. and Hamburg. Talk about the case: just this morning I met another guy in Hamburg. The temptation is too strong, in fact, can not resist.

"From Hamburg? Really? You know, There Is Also Another Gay That ... "

What did I say? What the fuck did I say?!

Time collapses. The space also . I do not understand what is happening. Am I shrinking? Brunette looks at me hello hello is from above and with the hand, I continue to shrink . Quarrel with a beat, I encounter with a microbe and are slaughtered by a pair of beefy white blood cells.

I can not say it. But yes. Dear Freud, will also be a slip, but the fact of not knowing it help me avoid the immense figure of shit. Stratospheric. Galactic. Help me with the hyperbole, please.

nervous cough. 'Um, a guy That comes from Hamburg'

He does not leave anything leaked. His face is a tabula rasa of feelings . I, meanwhile, I'm looking for a hole in which plunge . I can not find, but meanwhile I have to watch the horrifying spectacle of a British girl raised in fish and chips and drink caloric sinking its jaws into four pounds of hamburger while his waistline overflows from the dam to contain the tent which he uses as T-shirt. I would say that, as punishment for my failure to act language, may suffice.